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Jun 3rd, 2007, 03:21 AM
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The Grim Reaper
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "Hell, I know the guy!"
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 11:05 AM
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Senior Member
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 12:39 PM
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Moderator Poetry Forum
Join Date: Mar 9, 2006 - 6:35 am
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Love is unconditional, relationships are not BeInG lOn3lY sId
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 12:54 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 1, 2002 - 7:00 am
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:Ha Ha: ROFL!
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 12:56 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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lol 
The guys from Prague or Bratislava are not far behind
when it comes to having long names without vowels 
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 01:30 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
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hah old but funny
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Jun 3rd, 2007, 01:50 PM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 5Abi
hah old but funny |
Your older signature was better. 
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Jun 4th, 2007, 03:18 AM
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Senior Monster
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Ik fursat-e-gunah mili wo bhi chaar din
dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Jun 4th, 2007, 07:18 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Jun 4th, 2007, 07:56 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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lolz...
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Jun 4th, 2007, 09:53 AM
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Oh well. *shrugs*
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Jun 4th, 2007, 03:17 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2006 - 6:18 pm
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Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Jun 4th, 2007, 04:20 PM
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You will be among the successful
if you truly believe
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hillarious....
hahahaha...
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antumul alona in kuntum momineen (surah ale-imran v. 139)
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Jun 4th, 2007, 05:29 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Jun 4th, 2007, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Good joke,
BTW, in Polish
CZ=CH (so Chakwal will be written Czakwal in Polish)
SZ=SH (shalamar will be szalamar)
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In Czech or Slovak things are different. Joke aside, please dont compare Czech, Polish or Slovak with English, there is no comparison. Its like comparing English & Punjabi.
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Jun 4th, 2007, 08:55 PM
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Senior Member
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Lol..
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Jun 6th, 2007, 01:35 AM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Najim
please dont compare Czech, Polish or Slovak with English, there is no comparison. Its like comparing English & Punjabi.
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Then how come Faisalabad and Manchester are twins 
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