duckie23

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a wonderful
dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I
saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Bush asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."

Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last
night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an
enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied Mr. Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."


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A touching father and son moment:

BUSH Sr.: Read my nose: no new taxes.

BUSH Jr: Er ..... Isn't that's meant to be "Read my lips.
"
BUSH Sr.: No, Son. If they watch my lips, they'll see that I'm lying through
my teeth. Read my nose, no new taxes.

duckie23

A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says, "Let's play a
game." She looks at him and tells him the she doesn't want to and she just wants
to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees.

He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she
Can’t answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a
Question and if he can't answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, "Who was the
last person to sign the Declaration of independence?"

She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, "What goes up a Hill with 4 legs
and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives Up and gives her $50.

The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep.

Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, "What was the answer?"

Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a
$5.00 bill.

WiseGuy

I've read Sardar Ji and Khan Sahab versions of this joke.

Light Bearer

Duckie give us some new jokes.

Asma Farhan

The first one is okay

teelobhain

hehe