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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 02:58 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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I found them quite funny


1. ISLAM AYA TUM NA AYE

2. KAHO NA RAMZAN HAI

3. HUM ZAKAT DY CHUKE SANAM

4. MASJID MERE VEER DY,

5. KABHI ROZA KABHI NAMAZ

6. HUMARI TASBIH APKY PAAS HAI

7. IMAM BANAYA AP NE

8. AA AB NAMAZ PERHEIN

9. SHAHEED TO HONA HI THA

10. MOLANA AP K HAIN KON

11. PAISAY WALAY HAJJ PAR JAYEN GEY
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dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 09:47 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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holy moly hahahhahaah dt is sooo funny , lolzzzzz .







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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 03:12 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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:biggthumb :biggthumb







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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 03:14 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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AA AB NAMAZ PERHEIN....LMAO






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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 05:30 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 08:33 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

*pause*

bwahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahha

*goes to drink water*

ahhahahahahahhhaahhahahahaha







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Old Jun 4th, 2007, 08:51 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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hahahaha..
Paisay walay hajj pay jayeh gay hehehhehehe






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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 12:13 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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LOL @ masjid mere veer di







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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 02:07 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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hahahaha.......thanks for sharing






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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 02:19 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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no offence intended......

yeh hai halwa
Humara bakra aapke lawn mein hai
Phir bhi halwa hai multani
mujhe mere maulvi se bachao







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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 08:50 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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teeheehee

i couldn't resist:

Hum Chanda Day Chukay Sanam







SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 09:41 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif View Post
mujhe mere maulvi se bachao
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khumar View Post
teeheehee

i couldn't resist:

Hum Chanda Day Chukay Sanam
hahahahhahahahahahahhaha

There can be MANY!

Moulvi number 1
Salam Raiwand (for Namaste London)
etc. etc. etc.






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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 05:21 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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now where is that maulana smiley when you need it

Good one codey






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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 08:04 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 02:51 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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^ you're just jealous that you can't come up with any good movie names







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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 05:22 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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lol 2 good...






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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 10:57 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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hahahaha







when we found a rip in heaven
we should have ascended then
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Old Jun 16th, 2007, 01:29 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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Everyone Seems To Be Laughing At This But Can Someone Translate It For Me Please.






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