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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 09:00 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Sorry if it was posted earlier:

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

*Now after the marriage. Read from bottom to top, leaving the last line.






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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 09:24 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 09:40 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Wah ji wah, poet log bhi jokes wagera kartey hain Good one







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Old Jun 5th, 2007, 10:16 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 03:23 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 10:15 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 02:29 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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Wah ji wah, poet log bhi jokes wagera kartey hain Good one

Ishq ney nikamma kar dia Ghalib
warna aadmi hum bhi the kaam ke






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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 03:06 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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^^ doesn't it go like ... "Warna hum bhee aadmi the kaam ke?"







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