Sidra54

Santa : 'have you ever heard of the suez canal?'

Banta : 'yes, i have'

Santa : 'well, my father dug it.'

Banta : 'that's nothing, have you ever heard of dead sea?'

Santa : 'yes, i have.'

Banta : 'well, my father killed it.'

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Santa sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing the bystander a marathon race is going on.

Sardar : what do they get from that?

Bystander : the winner will get a prize

Sardar : then why are the others running?!

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

duckie23

i like the first one bubloo

Light Bearer

first and second were good.

GoldenAsif

lol @ 1 & 3

Croquet

i feel politically incorrect laughing at sardar jokes, even though no sikh came and shed light on sardar jokes thread in feed back