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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 05:42 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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QUESTION:How did the soldier fit the TANK in his House???






ANSWER: It was a FISH TANK





(the joke was on a poscicle stick)






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 05:43 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 06:14 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 06:35 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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So that's what you do when you 'BRB' every other minute on MSN









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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 08:15 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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hahahhaa you're crazy!







it's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 08:17 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..

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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:27 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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So that's what you do when you 'BRB' every other minute on MSN



This time you said that Nemo...tumke rishta dekne wale jo aye the...waise how did it go Nemo...U presented chai with sharmmaaing







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... I mean

*gives evil look*






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:33 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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... I mean

*gives evil look*

And wat abt holding onto the corner of the dupatta and twisting it with the other hand...did it work.....I guess it does......we r invited to a wedding ...we r invited to Nemo's wedding






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Bachoo tum MSN aa lo. Ghalat ghalat afwaeiN phelati ho






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:36 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Bachoo tum MSN aa lo. Ghalat ghalat afwaeiN phelati ho
Im on a self exile from meem seen noon...no outside mention of anything(I got a warning..last time from Kami paa)






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:37 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Hey, there's always Yahoo

Yahooo00o0o0oo0o00o






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:39 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Hey, there's always Yahoo

Yahooo00o0o0oo0o00o

Oo ki honda hai :






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Chal na aah. Dekh liya tumko bhi

Waise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai aur mai bohat jald sonay hi wala hoo






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Old Sep 15th, 2007, 11:48 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Chal na aah. Dekh liya tumko bhi

Waise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai aur mai bohat jald sonay hi wala hoo

acha acha me coming..btw I have 2 test on monday and havent studied at all






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gud one







Terrorist: Love of the Afterlife...Contempt for This One
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See AQ people find it funny..>People have good taste






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Old Sep 16th, 2007, 04:44 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Live N Let Live...............
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Old Sep 17th, 2007, 09:36 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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oryt joke...







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