Subcontinental

A Molvi Sahib and a Catholic Priest find them seated beside each other on a flight. The exchange goes something like this:

Rev Fr: Greetings, how are you?

M-S: Fine thank you. How are you?

Rev Fr: Please tell me, is pork forbidden to you?

M-S: Yes, it is a sin to eat it in my religion. And is celbiacy compulsory to you?

Rev Fr: Yes, it is. Please tell me, did you ever go against the restriction on pork?

M-S: Yes, sadly, and I pray for forgivance every day. Many years ago, when I was a young boy in Europe, I tried it to see what it was like. (Continues) And you, did you ever stray?

Rev Fr: Yes, sadly, I too strayed once to check out what it was like. I too pray for forgivance every day...

M-S: Admit it: which was more fun?

Shikra

Samajh nahi aaya