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Sep 17th, 2007, 09:33 PM
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Some funny lines compiled from trucks in Pakistan
Maalik Ki Gaari Driver Ka Paseena
Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
Mera Pakistan Mahaan
Lekin Awaam Pareshan
Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon
Aik Bewafa Kee Khatir Truck Chala Raha Hoon
Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai
Ullu Ki Patthi, Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai
Kabhi Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhi Peechay Say Aatee ho
Meree Jaan Horn Dey Dey Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satatee Ho
Maan Kee Dua Jannat Kee Hawa
Maan Kee Bud-Dua Ja Beta truck Chala
Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar
Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Dee
Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya
Tu Chal, Main Aayaa
Tappar Hai To Paar Kar
Warna Bardaasht Kar
Maan Ki Dua, Baap Ka Chamaat
Dekh Magar Pyar Se
Khatharnaak Rambo
Horn Day Kar Paas Karain
Chal Dhanno
Phir Milaingay
Aakhri Shahzada
Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya
Hosh Kar Khargosh
Woh Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hai
Khuda Karay Haseenon K Baap Mar Jaayain
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Unn K Ghar Jaayain
Abay Kambakht Aisa Sochna Bhi Paap Hoga
Kissi Roze Tu Bhi Kissi Haseena Ka Baap Hoga
Last edited by GoldenAsif; Sep 17th, 2007 at 09:42 PM..
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Sep 18th, 2007, 07:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
Some funny lines compiled from trucks in Pakistan
Khuda Karay Haseenon K Baap Mar Jaayain
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Unn K Ghar Jaayain
Abay Kambakht Aisa Sochna Bhi Paap Hoga
Kissi Roze Tu Bhi Kissi Haseena Ka Baap Hoga
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There are three sides to every argument: Your side, my side and the right side.
(Twisted version).
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Sep 18th, 2007, 01:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya
Tu Chal, Main Aayaa
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You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Sep 18th, 2007, 01:15 PM
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Sep 18th, 2007, 04:00 PM
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Some funny lines from indian trucks....
Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
PAPA ..Ghar jaldi aana (side main ek bachi ki photo bani hogi)
Terrorist: Love of the Afterlife...Contempt for This One
Last edited by chintu_bhopali; Sep 18th, 2007 at 04:05 PM..
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Sep 18th, 2007, 04:02 PM
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The most famous one is
100 main se 99 baiman
phir bhi mera bharat mahan
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Sep 18th, 2007, 07:52 PM
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I want a t-shirt with a picture of a riskshaw on it and it says "Dekh magar pyar se"
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Sep 18th, 2007, 11:53 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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"There are two rules for ultimate success in life: #1. Never tell everything you know." ;)
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