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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Question: Agar aik motti guppan bus stand par khaRi bas ka wait kar rahi ho, to aap isko aik lafz mai kaise biyaan karaiNgay?

Juwaab: Motivating.






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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:32 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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heard it before tho






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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Dang I shud've used this on Phati








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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:46 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 09:27 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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LOL why does it have to be a guppan?







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^because it is MOTIvating, not MOTAvating







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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 12:17 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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MOTI-weight-shun.. heard it before






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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 10:28 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Question: Agar aik motti guppan bus stand par khaRi bas ka wait kar rahi ho, to aap isko aik lafz mai kaise biyaan karaiNgay?

Juwaab: Motivating.
hahahahahahaha

although there is no such thing as "moti guppan"
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:32 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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yaaN kay sapaid-o-seh maiN hum ko, dakhal jo hai so itna hai
raat ko ro ro subhu kiya, ya din ko jooN tooN shaam kiya
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 06:54 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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So indirectly, it's actually Phatima?

Motivating = Moti guppan = Fat guppan = Phat guppan = Phatima?








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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 06:55 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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word to the fobs: FAT does not equal PHAT







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I know what Phat stands for:

Phatima Haygi Ay Tutpayni






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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 07:00 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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hahaha nice one air baba







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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:16 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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word to the fobs: FAT does not equal PHAT

yeah phat is when you bum is fat






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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:36 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 01:58 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 01:59 PM   #20 (permalink)  
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hahahah...

good 1







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