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Sep 18th, 2007, 08:52 PM
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- A new Desi lecturer was unable to control his class. The students were just chatting amongst themselves and paying no attention whatsoever to what he was saying. The lecturer decided to send one particular guy who was creating most of the problem out. But did not know how to put it in English. He went near the guy. Shouted 'follow me'. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted 'Do not follow me' and went inside the class!!
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.'
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by might think that three men were buried under the stone. He suggested an alternative. How about if I inscribe, 'Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.'
That way, passers-by who read it are almost certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'
Last edited by GoldenAsif; Sep 19th, 2007 at 11:41 AM..
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Sep 18th, 2007, 08:53 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Hahaha....English ka lecturer lagta hai! 
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Sep 18th, 2007, 10:41 PM
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 ..@ 1
2 I didnt get it 
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Sep 18th, 2007, 10:52 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask99
2 I didnt get it |
Pagal get it, a lawyer AND an honest man. Isn't that stange that a person is a liar err I mean lawyer AND honest?
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Sep 18th, 2007, 10:56 PM
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mr. karim for prof of year
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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LOL hahah good ones
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Sep 20th, 2007, 12:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hum_Hain_Lajawab
Pagal get it, a lawyer AND an honest man. Isn't that stange that a person is a liar err I mean lawyer AND honest? |
 now I get it ..Thanks Nemo
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:46 AM
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 11:12 AM
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hehe
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 11:17 AM
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 02:00 PM
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