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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:30 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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This is pure original joke, jitna yaad tha mai likh raha hooN. Purpose is not to make fun of anyone, but just shugal mela. A.Q bhai plz bura na manana.
Aik daffa A.Q nay aik mushaira jeet lia jis say usko 50 LAAAAKH rupay ENAAM milay!
AQ nay socha kay sound proof kamra banwa lia jaye!
To A.Q nay aik Manna Mistree ko bulaya aur kamray ki tameer shuru kara di.
takreeban 40 laakh kharch ho gya! Maheenay baad jo baaqi kay 10 laakh tay wo bi kamray par kharch kara dia, khirkioN par and darwazay par.
Finallay sound proof kamra ready ho gya!
To A.Q nay Mannay Mistree ko kaha tum baahir jayo, to wo baahir challa gya.
A.Q andar aye aur bolay "Oye Mannayyyyyyyy" to aik dum baar say awaz ayi..."KI GAL EH JEEEEEEEEEEE" ....to A.Q bola "Oye Mannay Meri Waaz Aandi Payi hai?"...to Manna Mistree bola "Nayeeeen Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Anwar Qureshi usko khushi khushi 50 Laakh day deta hai!
3 Maheenay baaaaaaaaaaaad A.Q ko aik dum baahir say GARAAM ANDAAAAAAAAAAAY ki awaz aateee hai! Aur udhar A.Q aik dum ghabra jata hai aur samaj jaata hai kay Manna Mistree nay usko ULLO bana dia.
Aik saal baad Anwar Qureshi baahir sabzi khareed raha tha kay achanak uski Manna Mistreee par Nazar pareee, wo bhaag kar gya aur kaha OYE CHOR MERA 50 LAAKH waapis kar.
To Manna Mistree bola...Bhai mera doosra joota ghar reh gya hai mai abhi lay kar aya! Aur AQ nay Mannay Mistree ko jhoote lene bhej dia, aur DO MAHEENAY udhar hi khara intizaar karta raha. Phir waapis ghar a gya.
Aglay saal A.Q baahir mushairay par ja raha tha kay achanak MANNA MISTREE dubara nazar aya, to AQ nay kaha OYE tu kidar challa gya tha...to Manna Mistree bola BHAI AAP KAY GHAR meri KAMEEZ reh gayi thi jo teen saal pehlay SOUND PROOF kamra bantay waqt reh gayi.. to AQ bola
BARAY CHALAK BANTE HO! AB TUM YAHI TEHRO MAI WO KAMEEZ KHUD LAY KAR ATA HOON!
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:56 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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very hi nice tay changa joke. thanks for sharing.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 02:18 PM
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Meow
Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 - 12:58 am
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your urdu is annoying...took me 5 minutes...
What good am I if i can't be me.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 02:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
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^ took me little over 10 mins
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Sep 19th, 2007, 02:40 PM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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LOL!
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Sep 19th, 2007, 05:11 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
Posts: 14,996
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Yaar tujhe stage dramon mein hona chahiye!
make a stage drama called "pakora qiston pay"
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:12 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnold Shalwar Nicker
very hi nice tay changa joke. thanks for sharing.
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pagal! 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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abay oh phone ki atima, ghora pakar aur NIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:16 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
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 nahi
hoon ki karro ge? 
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 20th, 2007, 02:28 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 - 5:28 am
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nice one
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Sep 20th, 2007, 05:36 AM
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~ PakeeZa ~
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Ye Joke AQ pe fit nahi aata ,
he is intelligent :-p
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Hum ney kaantoN ko bhi narmii sey chuhwaa hey aksar
log be-dard heiN PhooloN ko massal detay heiN
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Sep 20th, 2007, 10:28 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 9, 2001 - 1:00 am
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and this is funny....WHY?
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:27 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 20th, 2007, 03:59 PM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STONECOLD
and this is funny....WHY?
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banda puchay, joke mera, thread meri, type mai kitta, tay pher tu puchan aala maama lagna waiN? apna ghora phar tay tuRda ban
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Sep 20th, 2007, 04:06 PM
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Waday Choudhry Sahib
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 11:00 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnold Shalwar Nicker
abay oh phone ki atima, ghora pakar aur NIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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 this is funnier than the actual joke
yaaN kay sapaid-o-seh maiN hum ko, dakhal jo hai so itna hai
raat ko ro ro subhu kiya, ya din ko jooN tooN shaam kiya
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Sep 21st, 2007, 07:02 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 - 12:28 am
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^^ true 
I am not an angel but I've spread my wings a bit . . . . .
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