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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:39 AM
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Store Manager
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Shikra jannat mai hota hai, to waha zid karnay lag jata hai kay muje DAHI khaani hai. FarishtoN nay kaha Shikra yaar DAHI kiyoon? yaha dahi say hazaar achi cheezaiN milteeN haiN wo khaa lo? to Shikra ronay lag gya kay nahi muje siraf aur siraf DAHI khaani hai.
FarishtoN ka chairman aya aur Shikra ko pooray 300 liter aik baray say lafafay mai daal kar day di.
Agay din Shikra ko sab farishtay line mai khaRa kar kay chittar maar rahe thay. To jannatioN nay farishtoN say poocha...aap inhe kiyo maar rahe ho?
To farishtay nay kaha...JO DAHI BACHI THI, wo isnay DOOD ki NEHAR mai baha kar saaray DOOD KI JHAAG BANA DI.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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sochnay ki baat yeah hay kay farishtoon kay chairman nay 300 litre Dahi dee hee kyoon 
Chairman ki pitai pehlay honi chaheeyay 
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:44 AM
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Store Manager
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adreesa ji, its because JANNAT mai har cheez extra mile gi. Aik PEPSI mango gi to poora PEPSI ka POOL mile ga.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:45 AM
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Senior Member
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Phir to Jannat main sab motay hotay hoon gay
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Doosro ka to nahi pata magar mai Sheikh hooN, mai apna khaana dosakh mai smugle karaya karooNga black maiN.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:50 AM
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Senior Member
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 choice bareee cUnfusion ho rahee hay ab
Jannat main jaain kay dozakh main
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:52 AM
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Store Manager
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adreesa dosakh mai ronaq ho gi, A.C and coolers chal rahe hongay jaise las vegas mai hote hain galioN sarkoN par.
barbecue dosakh mai ho gi, grill chicken nandos wagera sab udhar ho ga.
jannat mai siraf mushairay ho rahe hongay, aur jo naik log haiN udhar dood pee pee kar sehat bana rahe hongay.
Agar jannat mai hooraiN hain to dosakh mai bi koi na koi smugle karwa laingay.
so choice is urs.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:54 AM
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Senior Member
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Pehlay yeah batain AQ dozakh main hoon gay kay Jannat main? 
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:55 AM
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Store Manager
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A.Q jannat mai beth kar apni sab gupshup ki behnoN ko apnay sher aur sab arbioN ko dhoond dhoond kar unhe URDU sikha rahe hongay.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:57 AM
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Senior Member
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Phir dozakh sahee rahay gee 
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Sep 19th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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Yes udhar mil kar Grilled Chicken khaingay with SOYA sauce.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 11:03 AM
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Senior Member
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Desi khana naheen milay ga? 
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Sep 19th, 2007, 11:05 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
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mile ga kiyo nahi mile ga....gupshup par hai na "Household Affairs and Cuisine corner" ...sab udhar ki flight haiN
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Sep 19th, 2007, 02:21 PM
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Meow
Join Date: Apr 10, 2003 - 12:58 am
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Dahi thi yeh THA
What good am I if i can't be me.
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Sep 19th, 2007, 06:41 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:47 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 20th, 2007, 05:37 AM
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~ PakeeZa ~
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Hum ney kaantoN ko bhi narmii sey chuhwaa hey aksar
log be-dard heiN PhooloN ko massal detay heiN
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Sep 20th, 2007, 02:52 PM
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Senior Member
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ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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