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Sep 20th, 2007, 07:25 AM
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Store Manager
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
Location: Copenhagen
Posts: 10,797
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phatima1 is flying with PIA. Air hostress comes and sab ko a kar chewing gums deti hai, chewing gum kay packet par likha tha "JAHAZ CHALTAY AUR UTARTAY WAQT KANO KO ENGINE KAY SHOR SAY MEHFOOZ RAKHNAY KAY LIYE ESTIMAAL KARAIN".
Jahaz newyork land ho jata hai, to phatima1 bell baja kar air hostress ko kehti hai "is chewing gum ko mere kanoN say nikalo muje takleef ho rahi hai"
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Sep 20th, 2007, 07:46 AM
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Senior Monster
Join Date: Mar 19, 2003 - 7:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 10,961
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lekin PIA ke jahaz ke engine itna shoor keyoon kartey hian 
Ik fursat-e-gunah mili wo bhi chaar din
dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:32 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
Posts: 12,210
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:51 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
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nooo you eat gum duing take off so your ears don't get blocked! 
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Sep 20th, 2007, 01:52 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
Location: monkVille
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phatima1
nooo you eat gum duing take off so your ears don't get blocked!
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how come you didn't know it back then???
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Sep 20th, 2007, 02:11 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
Join Date: Jul 30, 2006 - 1:52 pm
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^ 
 @ joke
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Sep 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 29, 2006 - 12:55 pm
Posts: 11,314
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, By the way i have knoticed that wen the plane takez off my earz dont get bloked but wen the plane landz thatz wen my earz get bloked 
Love is like war...Easy To Start...Difficult To End..&.. Impossible To Forget!
Love is like heaven but, can hurt like hell....~*Chochi*~
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Sep 20th, 2007, 02:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 13, 2005 - 2:06 pm
Location: UK
Posts: 19,777
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Hahahaha
Planes 
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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