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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 10:46 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Doctor: You would die today, because there are no chances for you to survive.


Patient: Nahin doctor yeh nahin ho sakta. I want to live one more day till I watch Pak India final Match.
















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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 10:56 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 10:56 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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good job....
mera hand-made joke...


Doctor: mariz ap theek hain ...ghar jao..

Patient: Nahi main ghar nahi jata...

The End.

hehehehehhehe......lolzzzzz






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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 12:17 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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how is that a joke? where's the funny part?







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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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how is that a joke? where's the funny part?
The funny part is yeh kay there is no funny part...eheheh

yeh pakao jokes hain ...aur mujhe logo ko pakane main bara maza aata hai...






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good job....
mera hand-made joke...


Doctor: mariz ap theek hain ...ghar jao..

Patient: Nahi main ghar nahi jata...

The End.

hehehehehhehe......lolzzzzz
hahaha roflzz a gr8 pakaooo joke and wots more funny is "hand-made joke" lolzzz






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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 03:40 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Doctor: You would die today, because there are no chances for you to survive.


Patient: Nahin doctor yeh nahin ho sakta. I want to live one more day till I watch Pak India final Match.
Doctor: that's exactly how you gonna die ---having heart-attack while watching the match.







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