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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:23 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A group of friends in a daily meeting decided not to look at naa mehram women for the rest of their lives and if they glance over anyone once, they will put in practice to say ASTAGHFIRULLAH so it should remind them of their promise and therefore, prevent themselves from looking back at the naa mehram woman.

One day, they were walking together when one of the friends stumbled over a small rock.... Immediatley, he said Astaghfirullah..

The rest of the friends curiously asked while looking around...

"Kidhar hai, Kidhar hai"?







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One of my friends advised me say Alhamdulillah and mash'Allah when you come across a na-mehram.

He replied that you should appreciate the beauty of nature and thank for it.

I was confused.







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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 10:21 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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AQ UNKIL .. were u do one who said dat Astaghfirullah!!








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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 12:41 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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AQ UNKIL .. were u do one who said dat Astaghfirullah!!

No beta jaan.. I was the one who put that rock in the way






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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 12:49 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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and who were the two that said kidher hai?






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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 01:04 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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and who were the two that said kidher hai?
we are talking about group I never said there were three.. they might be 10-15

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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 02:01 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 04:29 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 03:28 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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AQ UNKIL .. were u do one who said dat Astaghfirullah!!

Nahi AQ bhai was the one who asked "Kidar hay, kidar hay",







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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 03:10 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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Nahi AQ bhai was the one who asked "Kidar hay, kidar hay",


I was the one who put the rock in your way






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