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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:45 PM
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New years eve par sab laRkiaN gupshup par online nahi hoteeN, siraf PCG current affairs forum mai post kar rahi hoti hai at exact 00:00.
Cheegums PM's her and asks for a date! Reply comes with a "YES, but men are pigs".
Next day they are having a candle light dinner.
PCG asks: "Dekho cheegum meri khatir you will have to quit smoking", Cheegum goes "Yes I will", then PCG asks "I dont want you to play online poker aswell", and Cheegum once again says fine to that. PCG then demands "You will also always reply to my threads and move my threads on top" , "OK fine" says Cheegum. Then PCG says "Dekho one last thing meri khatir tum har subah uth kar meri 5 minute hussan ki tareef karo gay". Cheegum says "Challo ye bi theek hai".
Then PCG says..."Meri khatir tum aur kon konsi cheezay choR sakte ho?"
Cheegum nay pishani par aya hoa paseena khushk kia , aur ahista say juwaab dia "TUM SAY SHAADI KA IRADA" and walks out.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:47 PM
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Oye PCG is already married 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:47 PM
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:48 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Hahahahahahahahaha 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:49 PM
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5abi jee yeah subah hi subah kya gul khila rahay hain aap? 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:53 PM
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AD baji, subuh nahin, yahan to almost iftar ka time ho rya hay
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:54 PM
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tum western log na hamesha backward hi rehna 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:55 PM
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LOL!!!
If PCG is indeed married, then she may not like this joke.
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adrasteia
Oye PCG is already married |
Adreesa jaanu muje wahi nazil honi thi, ya muje waleemay ka invitation card aya tha jo mai ye baat zehan mai rakhta, waise bi gupshup par beewi behan mashooqaiN sab ka aik hi darja hota hai.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnold Shalwar Nicker
Adreesa jaanu muje wahi nazil honi thi, ya muje waleemay ka invitation card aya tha jo mai ye baat zehan mai rakhta, waise bi gupshup par beewi behan mashooqaiN sab ka aik hi darja hota hai.
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Udhar PCG kehti hay 'All men are Pigs'
Idhar tum kehtay ho sab ka aik hi darja hota hay
Kaheen tum donoo jurwaan twins to naheen ho 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 05:59 PM
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Store Manager
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beewi ho ya mashooqa once she is logged on , then she is just a guppan.
ganday zehno ki alatareen bagerat soch.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 06:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnold Shalwar Nicker
beewi ho ya mashooqa once she is logged on , then she is just a guppan.
ganday zehno ki alatareen bagerat soch.
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Jab biwi aur mashooqa main farq na dikhay to yeah Qiyaamat ki nishani hay 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 06:03 PM
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Store Manager
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beewi aur mashooqa aik hi cheez hai, kiyoNkay shaadi say pehlay beewi mashooqa hoti hai aur baad mai beewi. Aur shaadi say pehlay sab behnaiN hoti haiN, magar wo aik is poori dunya ki abaadi mai say koi bi aik ho saktee hai.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 06:05 PM
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Senior Member
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 06:48 PM
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aaaaw... 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:01 PM
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The Pink Panther
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LOL hahaha.
I hope nobody is offended. =\
awww cheegum is so shareef I so can't see him dating a PissyJee
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:35 PM
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Channel Manager Arts & Culture
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The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:54 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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haww haiy aisee galaaN na karo air baba me and pissyjee go back way back
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:55 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheegum
me and pissyjee go back way back
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kahaN peechey?! 
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Sep 23rd, 2007, 08:58 PM
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