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Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:41 AM
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A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I dont, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
it's the heart afraid of dying, that never learns to dance; It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance; It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give; And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
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Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:46 AM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
Join Date: Jul 30, 2006 - 1:52 pm
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Hahahahaha heard it b4 but funny nevertheless
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Dec 3rd, 2007, 02:56 AM
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Dil pr mat ly
Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 - 2:18 pm
Location: Ham whan hain jhan sy ham ko bhi hmari khabr nahi ati
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YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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Dec 3rd, 2007, 06:49 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2, 2007 - 4:34 am
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 3rd, 2007, 07:00 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Dec 4th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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mera chand
Join Date: Nov 8, 2005 - 1:47 pm
Location: River of Paradise
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Speak less to people U love the most...
cuz if they can't understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words...
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Dec 4th, 2007, 12:36 PM
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Senior Monster
Join Date: Mar 19, 2003 - 7:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 10,961
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who gave it 5 stars ? 
its a 2 star joke
Ik fursat-e-gunah mili wo bhi chaar din
dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Dec 5th, 2007, 01:00 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
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 kool
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Dec 5th, 2007, 01:03 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
Join Date: Jan 20, 2007 - 6:18 pm
Location: im massive and im everywhere
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........llllllllllllllllloooollllllllllllllll lllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........good one......
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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