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Dec 5th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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Q - Why did Phatima1 sue Motorola?
A - Because everytime someone called, the phone would remind her of her doings in the kitchen and say 'Hello Moto'
I made it ofcourse :roman
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Dec 5th, 2007, 01:24 PM
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Chinese Mafia
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i never knows my X-Company made dat tone for Fatima 
P.S. now second version is comin soon .... Hello MOTI 
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Eaยงt LonDon~@
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Dec 5th, 2007, 04:47 PM
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lol good one nemo
paanch sitaray 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Dec 5th, 2007, 04:50 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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good one ............
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 5th, 2007, 07:11 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 5th, 2007, 07:52 PM
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The Pink Panther
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doings in the kitchen? i don't get it. =]
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Dec 5th, 2007, 07:56 PM
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Do you sleep in the kitchen pal? Kitchen is only used for one purpose =)
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phatima1
doings in the kitchen? i don't get it. =]
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as in your kaarnaamey (cooking). 
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
as in your kaarnaamey (cooking). |
In this case, Eating
Hello Moto, Hello Moto 
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:30 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
as in your kaarnaamey (cooking). |
does she also cook or ... does she only eat .. ... cos no wonder her motorolla calls her 'moto' ....
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:33 PM
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^ heheh you hit the nail right on the spot
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:35 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hum_Hain_Lajawab
^ heheh you hit the nail right on the spot |
oye stop laughing ......... its only a joke .......... dont stir it in .. go make your tea am coming ....... and stir the suger well ..........
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:49 PM
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The Pink Panther
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HAHAHAH shikra you dummypants you didn't get the joke either!
acha okay i got the joke. now what?
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:52 PM
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Aww come on Phati, it's a halki phulki joke. You can laugh a bit, nothing to be embarassed about 
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:53 PM
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Shikra got the joke, he was just giving example of kaarnamey
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Dec 5th, 2007, 08:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fbi786
does she also cook or ... does she only eat .. ... cos no wonder her motorolla calls her 'moto' ....
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That's why I said the cooking part and hoped she would get the 2nd part. I tried to be subtle but she doesn't want me to be subtle 
I got the joke moto I was trying to be polite.......DUHHHHHHHH........Why else would someone be moto, by only cooking or cooking AND eating?
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Dec 6th, 2007, 12:32 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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we dont have to be afraid of Phatma now 
shez not the mod anymore 
lets have fun - post more lame jokes
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Dec 6th, 2007, 03:16 PM
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And then phatima calls Motorola tech support hotline and yells: "oyee Motoo, why does your fone make so much rola everytime it rings?"
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Dec 6th, 2007, 03:36 PM
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^ Hahaha
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Dec 7th, 2007, 03:49 AM
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Member
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Next brands from Motorola will be:
Motophati
Motiphatimo
Motophatima
Phatimato
Phatimoto
Motophoto - de - Phati
la Motophoto
Aji roothkar ab kahaan jaayiegaa, jahaan jaayiegaa hamen paayiegaa
(Pehchaane par HallaGulla na karen) :)
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