 |
Dec 8th, 2007, 07:45 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
GS Evangelist.....!!!
Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 - 1:03 pm
Location: Chigwell
Posts: 42,410
|
1
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7
Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
9
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
|
|
|
|
Dec 8th, 2007, 07:48 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Firm Believer in Islam !!
Join Date: Oct 8, 2006 - 11:22 am
Location: ~ Jaan Kay Dill Mein ~
Posts: 9,565
|
Lol ............All classics and gr8 .. thnx for sharing 
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 8th, 2007, 07:58 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
Join Date: Oct 17, 2002 - 7:16 am
Location: Over there ....
Posts: 24,247
|
I will be a very good listener
keep my ears open all the time - ploomishhh 
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 8th, 2007, 08:02 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Administrator GupShup
Join Date: Oct 15, 2007 - 3:53 am
Posts: 15,425
|
loooool funny stuff K Khan....
Quod mi nutrit mi distruit!
Laa raiba feehi!
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 8th, 2007, 09:24 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
Posts: 52,215
|
#1 and 10
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 12th, 2007, 05:20 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Moderator Cafe' Forum
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
Posts: 36,840
|
1st one bohat rated G hai 
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 12th, 2007, 05:50 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,602
|
last one
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 12th, 2007, 07:29 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 24, 2007 - 7:05 pm
Posts: 4,068
|
apple one is
ha!
shararti insaan...!
There are three sides to every argument: Your side, my side and the right side.
(Twisted version).
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 13th, 2007, 08:21 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
Posts: 6,947
|
lol @ 1 and 10
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 13th, 2007, 09:36 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 6, 2003 - 11:08 pm
Posts: 14,158
|
Lol, but in Atlanta they charge in $ not in £. 
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:30 PM.
|
|
|
gupshup
unplugged
society
arts & cul
features
services
