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Dec 8th, 2007, 07:52 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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Three old men were talking about the best thing that could happen
to them at this point in their lives.
The 80 year old said,
"The best thing that could happen to me would be a good pee. I
just stand there and it dribbles and hurts, and I have to go over
and over again."
The 85 year old said,
"The best thing could happen to me would be a good bowel
movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on,and it's still a problem.
The 90 year old man said,
"Heck, every morning at 6:00 a.m. sharp I have a good pee, and
at 6:30 a.m. sharp I have a good bowel movement.
I suppose the best thing that could happen to me would be waking
up before 7:00 a.m."
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Dec 8th, 2007, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 8th, 2007, 11:44 PM
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Templar Knight
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Dec 8th, 2007, 11:52 PM
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Administrator GupShup
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looool good one JB
Quod mi nutrit mi distruit!
Laa raiba feehi!
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Dec 9th, 2007, 12:33 AM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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Oh God 
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:19 AM
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dreamz...
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haha 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:23 AM
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Senior Member
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create.
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Dec 9th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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The Pink Panther
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ewww =<
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Dec 9th, 2007, 01:09 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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good one 
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Dec 11th, 2007, 11:37 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 - 2:18 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask99
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YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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Dec 12th, 2007, 01:00 AM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by James_Bhaand
Three old men
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Kion Bhudayan nu paye bhaanday O Ji..............some day you going to be there too..............
Manaa ke teri deed ke qabil naheen houn main
tu mera shouq dekh mera intezaar dekh..Iqbal
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Dec 12th, 2007, 01:12 AM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SindSagar
Kion Bhudayan nu paye bhaanday O Ji..............some day you going to be there too..............
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Sachi bat tu yeh hy is lateefy main siway is ky ky kisi MOD ny sunaya hy hansny wali koi bat mujhy nazar nahi aai
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Dec 13th, 2007, 12:11 AM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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^ main mod hooN - aur mujhay pata bhi nahi hay 
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Dec 13th, 2007, 01:12 AM
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Dil pr mat ly
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^^ Nisian ka shikar lagty hu oldage ki wajah sy
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