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John went to his history class but didn't see the professor there. He asked his friend where the professor was, and he replied, "The professor passed away yesterday." John got shocked and asked him what had happened? His friend said, “You know how he used to forget everything? Well, yesterday, he forgot to breathe."
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An absent-minded professor was travelling in a train. When the ticket collector came and asked him for the ticket, he started searching his pockets and upon not finding the ticket, got nervous. The ticket collector smiled and said, “Don’t worry professor, you travel by this train everyday, I know you must have purchased the ticket.” The professor said nervously, “How can I not worry? If I don’t find the ticket, how would I know which station I’m supposed to get off at?
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A professor wore an unidentical pair of shoes to his class. A student said, “Sir, you know you’re wearing an unidentical pair of shoes, right?” The professor scratched his head and said, “Yeah, I don’t know how it happened. I have one more pair like this at home.”
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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.............lol.................@ the last one..............
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