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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:08 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer AE. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," AE said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. AE
was at his bedside, making sure her bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, AE leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ." ... 
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:11 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:17 PM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Dec 9th, 2007, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Oh my God!! 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 10th, 2007, 09:41 AM
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Senior Member
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 10th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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dreamz...
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haha cha gaya kami paiii
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Dec 10th, 2007, 08:37 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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ha ha
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Dec 11th, 2007, 01:59 PM
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Channel Manager Arts & Culture
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The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
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Dec 11th, 2007, 03:32 PM
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Moderator: S&N, C&IT, MGA
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So, who else is a lawyer here? Jaldi jaldi bolo 
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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Dec 11th, 2007, 11:25 PM
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Senior Member
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ha-ha-ha...
very funny! 
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Dec 11th, 2007, 11:27 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 - 2:18 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TofiBaba
So, who else is a lawyer here? Jaldi jaldi bolo |
Tum chahty hu ky tumhary siwa koi lawyer na bachy is duniya main
YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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Dec 11th, 2007, 11:33 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by goodnews
Tum chahty hu ky tumhary siwa koi lawyer na bachy is duniya main
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yeah... so one day he could say "ahhhh the LAST lawyer . . ." ...
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Dec 16th, 2007, 08:00 PM
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Member
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The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don;t like them and no one else thinks that they are jokes.
Lajawaab, sir!
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Dec 21st, 2007, 04:26 AM
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Senior Member
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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Dec 22nd, 2007, 03:38 AM
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Banned
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Normally this yoke goes for jewish people 
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Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:54 AM
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Junior Member
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Bht KhubBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Wafa ki aardh le kr khoob tum ne .......... Meri chahat ki aabroo-rezi ki"
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Dec 25th, 2007, 01:47 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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