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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:01 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..



1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read Odd Lines (1,3,5 ... )
{1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25}







"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]

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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:19 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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tis stuffs getting old


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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 03:49 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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wheres my cuppa tea ...........

hiya hows things hws studies comin along ... mine havnt even started yet ...






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:00 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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mine havent too

i didnt make for u






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:03 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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mine havent too

i didnt make for u
when do ur exams start ....... cos we better start soon or the years gona go to waste ...

oh dont matter now ..am gona have Mc Donalds ... its on its way .... yummmy ..

ps....you cant have any cos you aint made me no tea ..






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:05 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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i am full, idont wnt it

its on 12






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:07 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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i am full, idont wnt it

its on 12
12th December or January .... mines are i think .. 8th Jan ..... but i ve alot more subjects to study ........... well Good luck !!


Yea right ... ur just saying ur full cos u know i aint gona give it ya anyway ...






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:21 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 05:07 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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lol...it was good...but not for the dad.....







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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 09:19 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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you can understand ............ i was kinda in the same mood ..

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lol...it was good...but not for the dad.....
Thanx ...






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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 10:09 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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you can understand ............ i was kinda in the same mood ..

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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 08:57 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Awwwwwwww
this is so clever







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