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Dec 11th, 2007, 05:19 PM
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50.
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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Dec 11th, 2007, 05:20 PM
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Now these are the jokes that actually remain on the forum at the end of the day 
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Dec 11th, 2007, 05:20 PM
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Channel Manager Hangout
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^^ you're getting smart :biggthumbs:
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Dec 11th, 2007, 05:30 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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old...but 
"There are two rules for ultimate success in life: #1. Never tell everything you know." ;)
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Dec 11th, 2007, 06:10 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Originally Posted by TofiBaba
Now these are the jokes that actually remain on the forum at the end of the day |
What are you complaining about it is a good joke..........aint it?.... 
I just got through posting one it did not even see the light of day......
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Dec 11th, 2007, 07:14 PM
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Tofi, your other jokes (that got removed) were hilarious as well 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 12th, 2007, 12:49 AM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
Tofi, your other jokes (that got removed) were hilarious as well
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Kuch sharam na aai tumhin Mery parhny sy pehly remove ker diya
YAZEED-UN-Nisa!
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Dec 12th, 2007, 12:53 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 12th, 2007, 08:29 AM
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 12th, 2007, 08:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SindSagar
What are you complaining about it is a good joke..........aint it?....
I just got through posting one it did not even see the light of day...... |
You should've read the other ones that got removed.
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Dec 12th, 2007, 09:52 AM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Dec 12th, 2007, 11:42 AM
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:P
Shaam k surr
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Dec 12th, 2007, 12:57 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TofiBaba
Now these are the jokes that actually remain on the forum at the end of the day |
yeh bhi app he nahi post kia hai...wo bhi app henay keya thay 
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Dec 12th, 2007, 01:15 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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You should've read the other ones that got removed. |
Tofi Sahib I want to start in GS a Males ONLY Section.
No FEMALE MODS Allowed there and girls be warned.............
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Dec 12th, 2007, 01:32 PM
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what about getting warnings from male mods 
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Dec 12th, 2007, 01:51 PM
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niceone
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Dec 12th, 2007, 02:26 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Originally Posted by Khumar
what about getting warnings from male mods |
Males Undestand Each other......we do not take jokes too seriously...since we are an insensitive bunch...........
just like Sisters are partial to fellow Sisters crossing the line.......Right?
Manaa ke teri deed ke qabil naheen houn main
tu mera shouq dekh mera intezaar dekh..Iqbal
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Dec 12th, 2007, 04:07 PM
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Dil pr mat ly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TofiBaba
You should've read the other ones that got removed. |
 How could i miss that latifa, could you please PM me that latifa
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Dec 12th, 2007, 04:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SindSagar
Males Undestand Each other......we do not take jokes too seriously...since we are an insensitive bunch...........
just like Sisters are partial to fellow Sisters crossing the line.......Right?
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awww i just wanna pinch your cheeks now! coochie coochie coo
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Dec 12th, 2007, 06:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by goodnews
Kuch sharam na aai tumhin Mery parhny sy pehly remove ker diya
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Meney nahi remove keen woh threads, Khumar ney keen 
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