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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:05 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.

Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"

Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "My mom didn't allow me to go..."







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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:08 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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thats is a terrible joke.







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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:14 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:19 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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thats is a terrible joke.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:25 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 06:35 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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aww that is just cute!







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tofi ppl really hate u.. aik hi star milta tumhe






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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 07:02 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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aww that is just cute!
muslim mother hoti to cute ki jaga hota -> maan ha ke dayen...beti ki khushiyoun ka gala ghont rahi hai...


we can justify / come to appreciate everything not done by desis. as soon as same thing is done by desis it becomes outdated, extreme and unethical.






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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 07:13 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:22 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:14 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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awww i think thas soo cute







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