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Dec 13th, 2007, 08:06 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door. 
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Dec 13th, 2007, 08:12 PM
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mitti mein mil jay'en gey
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terrorists 
HTD/S11: To fool your enemies, you must first fool your allies.
ARY: baighairton ka badshah
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Dec 13th, 2007, 11:47 PM
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why do you hate me so much ? 
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Dec 13th, 2007, 11:49 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AnGeL EyEs
why do you hate me so much ? |
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Dec 13th, 2007, 11:49 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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so ur the lawyer?
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 13th, 2007, 11:51 PM
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^ yea....KK wants me to be "one less lawyer" 
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Dec 13th, 2007, 11:53 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AnGeL EyEs
^ yea....KK wants me to be "one less lawyer" |
nah... THE LAST LAWYER.... 
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Dec 14th, 2007, 11:42 AM
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:10 PM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
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ohh thats not nice!
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:57 PM
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Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by K Khan
A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door. |
hey!!!.. lawyers work hard!
-knowlEdE cannot bE gainEd by rEsting-
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Dec 14th, 2007, 01:56 PM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
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^^ you can tell we have lawyers in the family tteheheh
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Dec 14th, 2007, 04:17 PM
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SARDARJEE TO DOCTOR; Mujhay har roze kahwab mein bundarr football kheltay nazar aatay hein....
DOCTOR; Koi baat nahin...ye dawa raat sonay se pehle lay low....acchee need ayegi aur bundarr nazar nahin aiengay.
SARDARJEE; Aaj nahin kall se.....aaj final hai !!!
Jeevay Jeevay PAKISTAN
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Dec 15th, 2007, 01:44 AM
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Senior Member
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^^ hahaha 
U should have made a separate thread!
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Dec 15th, 2007, 04:56 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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