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Dec 13th, 2007, 09:04 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 - 1:03 pm
Location: Chigwell
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to
even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The
son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous
woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that
one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
mother."
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Dec 13th, 2007, 09:06 PM
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Channel Manager Hangout
Join Date: Mar 5, 2004 - 6:00 am
Location: In your brain
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hahaha 
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Dec 14th, 2007, 06:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2, 2007 - 4:34 am
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 14th, 2007, 09:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 6, 2003 - 11:08 pm
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Lol
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Dec 15th, 2007, 04:56 PM
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Waday Choudhry Sahib
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 11:00 pm
Posts: 3,871
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yaaN kay sapaid-o-seh maiN hum ko, dakhal jo hai so itna hai
raat ko ro ro subhu kiya, ya din ko jooN tooN shaam kiya
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Dec 15th, 2007, 07:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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Smart 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 15th, 2007, 10:37 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Dec 25th, 2007, 01:41 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
Join Date: Nov 4, 2006 - 4:31 am
Location: The Enchanted Woods!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Dec 25th, 2007, 04:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 19, 2004 - 10:04 pm
Location: Toronto,Canada
Posts: 4,160
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hahahhahah!!!...lol !!!
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Dec 25th, 2007, 04:40 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
Join Date: Mar 2, 2002 - 3:00 pm
Location: Mississauga
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Well, technically they can eat her too.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Dec 25th, 2007, 06:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 5, 2006 - 6:49 pm
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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