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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:39 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!







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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:45 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:47 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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This also is my Favourite .............which holds alot of Value..






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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:48 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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At Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty..







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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:50 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:51 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:52 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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this title reminds me of a song....satoooooopid girl satoooooopiddd girllll by pink






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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:54 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!




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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 11:59 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 12:01 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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enough of this stooopidity..








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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 01:54 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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this guy must have been annoyed to open so many stooopid threads better find out whats happend.............

hes alone in my flat.....(speeding away to the flat in my car)....







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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 05:11 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 10:27 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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haha this is soo stupiddd






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