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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".


Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of
Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, My son!!

tweetybird

isn't one thread ENOUGH by the title SATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID

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