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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:08 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Actual stupid questions asked in the courts
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:09 AM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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Oh my, aik ke baad aik threads 
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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:12 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Theres a Motive Behind These Threads...........
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Dec 14th, 2007, 12:16 AM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 - 1:03 pm
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getting warnings? 
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Dec 14th, 2007, 01:17 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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Nowa days we getting warning for opening threads .... what has the world come to... theres ppl dieing out there and here we are warning ppl for misplacing threads...
tut tut tut......:shake of the head:
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Dec 14th, 2007, 01:48 AM
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massive........now move out the way....."
Join Date: Jan 20, 2007 - 6:18 pm
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 ...the thread was funny but getting a warning now what happend there....anyway chill bro things happen then it all dries up....
anyway where are you been trying to ring but no answer......
"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Dec 14th, 2007, 11:08 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2006 - 6:18 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fbi786
Theres a Motive Behind These Threads...........
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Moti Ve
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Dec 15th, 2007, 05:03 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Dec 22nd, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
Join Date: Jun 9, 2006 - 8:25 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fbi786
Actual stupid questions asked in the courts
Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
A: Yours...................Dummie...:biggthumb
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That takes the Cake!.....
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Dec 25th, 2007, 07:01 PM
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Senior Member
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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