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Dec 15th, 2007, 07:30 AM
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Aik dafa president Bush or President Musharaf aik jahaaz mein safar ker rahay thay. President Bush nay Musharaf ko Impress kernay k liay kaha, "Agar mein is jahaz say 10 million dollars neechay phainkoon to meri awam khush ho jaey gi. President Musharaf kahan peechay rehnay walay thay fooran boolay, agar mein bhi 10 Carore rupees neechay phainkoon to meri awam bhi behad khush ho gi."
Airplane ka pilot jo kafi dair say dono ki batain sun raha tha or ab us say berdaasht nahi hua is liay boola, "Agar mein app dono ko is jahaaz say neechay phaink doon tou aap dono ki awam bohat ziada khush ho jaey gi"
To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 15th, 2007, 07:35 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 15th, 2007, 07:42 AM
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haha...
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Dec 15th, 2007, 08:41 AM
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Moderator Voice Gallery, Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, RKS Forum
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lol this one is amazing too 
♥ AISHA loves MARIO, Super Mario! ♥
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Dec 25th, 2007, 01:44 AM
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Optimistic Approach!
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Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
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Dec 25th, 2007, 06:43 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
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LOL
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Dec 25th, 2007, 06:56 PM
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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Dec 31st, 2007, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by padfoot
Aik dafa president Bush or President Musharaf aik jahaaz mein safar ker rahay thay. President Bush nay Musharaf ko Impress kernay k liay kaha, "Agar mein is jahaz say 10 million dollars neechay phainkoon to meri awam khush ho jaey gi. President Musharaf kahan peechay rehnay walay thay fooran boolay, agar mein bhi 10 Carore rupees neechay phainkoon to meri awam bhi behad khush ho gi."
Airplane ka pilot jo kafi dair say dono ki batain sun raha tha or ab us say berdaasht nahi hua is liay boola, "Agar mein app dono ko is jahaaz say neechay phaink doon tou aap dono ki awam bohat ziada khush ho jaey gi"
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Good one
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Dec 31st, 2007, 05:43 PM
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lol..
apNay haAt0N ki lakEer0N se.. teRa naAm mIta kAy.. teRe cHehRay k0 apNay dIL kaY.. aiNay se hAta kAy.. AAj kyuN aaNkh bhar aayi..
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Dec 31st, 2007, 10:06 PM
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Senior Member
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HAAHAHAH
Shaam k surr
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Jan 1st, 2008, 10:38 AM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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It woulda been better if they actually were dropping the money (and presidents) instead of just talking abt it. But good joke
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Jan 3rd, 2008, 05:16 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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