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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 07:31 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Aik Murghi nay teen(3) anday diay. Wo chahti thi k uskay teeno choozay naik khaslat hoon. Us nay khoob dua ki. Jab choozon k nikalnay ka time aaya to pehla chooza to namaz perhta hua nikla. Ussay bari khushi hui k us ka aik bacha to naik hai. Thori dair baad doosra nikla tou wo Quran-e-pak perh raha tha. Is per to wo khushi say phooli na samai or bari baysabri say teesray k nikalnay ka intezar kernay lagi. Jab kafi dair ho gai or teesra chooza phir bhi anday say baahir na nikla to us nay knock ker k poocha, baita kia hua? Tum abhi tak baahir nahi aaye. Chooza boola, Ammi mein ander khairiat say hoon, Bas zara Aitekaaf mein betha hoon.







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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 07:32 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 08:40 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 10:16 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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hahahaahaha funny one







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