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Dec 16th, 2007, 09:09 AM
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I don't know if this has been posted here earlier but a friend sent it to me on e-mail and I thought that it was absolutely hilarious:
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
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Dec 16th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Dec 16th, 2007, 02:35 PM
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Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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Dec 17th, 2007, 01:25 AM
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Dec 17th, 2007, 01:43 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Dec 17th, 2007, 02:25 AM
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massive........now move out the way....."
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"TELL A PERSON THEY ARE BRAVE AND YOU HELP THEM BECOME SO".....THOMAS CARLYLE....
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Dec 17th, 2007, 12:28 PM
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So this deserves 1 star then? 
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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Dec 17th, 2007, 04:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TofiBaba
So this deserves 1 star then? 
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don't worry mein ne panch taare de diya hi
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Dec 17th, 2007, 04:43 PM
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Moderator: S&N, C&IT, MGA
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Mein ne bhi 
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Dec 17th, 2007, 05:14 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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"There are two rules for ultimate success in life: #1. Never tell everything you know." ;)
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