K Khan

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with
his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to
the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He
can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says,
"about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one
white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows
how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are,
who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour
ago."


PS:*thinking* should post an other lawyer joke..

saieen

terrible joke. giving u 1 start for the smiley.

padfoot

Its not that bad

fbi786

rated at 0.1 out of 5

massive