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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Ek din Raja ki papa ne ek robot le kar aaye
woh robot, Jhoot pakad saktha tha aur jhoot bolne wale ke gaal par keench ke chanta maar deta tha

Aaj Raja School se late aaya tha,

PAPa ne poocha "Ghar aane me late kyon ho gayi"
Raju ne bola "Aaaj hamari extra classes thi"

Robot achanak apni jagah se uchala aur jamkar raju ke gaal pe ek chanta maara diya
papa hanskar bole "ye robot har jhoot ko pakad saktha hi, aur jhoot bolne wale ko chant bi marhta hi, ab sach kya hi batao"
raju ne bola "picture dekhne gaye the"
papa pucha "konsi film"
Raju bola "Hanuman"
Robot phit se Raju ko ek chanta mara
papa ne pucha "sach bolo konsa film"
tab raju ne bola "kathil Jawani"
papa gusse se bole "sharm ani chahiye tumhe, jab mein tumhare jitna tha, itne harkat nahi karte the"
ab robot ne ek chant mara papa ko
yeh sunte hi raju ki mummy kitchen me se aathe hue boli "Aakhir tumhara beta hi na" ab mummy ki baari, robot mummy ko chant maar diya







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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:44 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:09 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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LOL.....crazyy!!







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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:50 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:20 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 12:54 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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