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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:05 PM
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John worked in a supermarket. A man came in one day and asked him for half a kilogram of butter. John told him they only sell 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. John said he'd go ask his manager what to do.
He walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,"And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?"
John replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir."
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.
John replied, "Because they're just prostitutes and soccer players there."
"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.
John replied, "Great! Which team did she play for?"
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:08 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:13 PM
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dreamz...
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lol 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:14 PM
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Did John find another job then?
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:29 PM
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sorry..didin't get this one too.....i mean..was it supposed to b funny??
Fe Aman Allah Remember me in ur Dua's :)
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TofiBaba
Did John find another job then?
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Yeah, he's now the White House's spokesperson. 
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Dec 18th, 2007, 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sara_87
sorry..didin't get this one too.....i mean..was it supposed to b funny??
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Must be, since it's in the jokes section.
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Dec 18th, 2007, 01:13 PM
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Must be, since it's in the jokes section.
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aapney abh iabhi meyra mazaakh bana diya
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Dec 18th, 2007, 05:04 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 18th, 2007, 05:33 PM
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u ppl seriously find the joke funny.....
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Dec 18th, 2007, 06:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sara_87
u ppl seriously find the joke funny.....
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I don't think so. Yeh sab mera dil rakhnay kay liay hans rahay hain
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Dec 18th, 2007, 07:00 PM
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Quote:
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u ppl seriously find the joke funny.....
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Yep  if I didn't find it funny, I would be laughing like I did in duckie123's thread
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Dec 18th, 2007, 07:20 PM
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ok..ab plz someone explain this one to me too plz...it has 5 stars......so i hv to understand
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I don't think so. Yeh sab mera dil rakhnay kay liay hans rahay hain
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sry
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Dec 18th, 2007, 09:51 PM
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Did you just not get the last part or the whole joke?
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Dec 19th, 2007, 12:53 AM
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i didn't understand the funny factor in it
sry....i reread it like 20 times....but no use
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