.
   
register for an account    --    


Go Back   GupShup Forums > Hangout > Jokes (Rated G)


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 07:08 AM   #1 (permalink)  
Member
 
Custard Apple's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 8, 2003 - 1:03 am
Location: Near the bus stop, a train station also ;)
Posts: 175

none


Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Andai ka kiya kasoor,
Hamara Anda Aap Kai paas hai,


Imagine, what about songs ?







Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Woh Gana Gaaye Ga, Deewana Sainkdon Main Pehchana Jaaye Ga.
Custard Apple is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 07:38 AM   #2 (permalink)  
Banned
 
Aliyish's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 5, 1999 - 12:19 pm
Location: Lost in Transition
Posts: 15,173

none


songs

Anday mein Tum .. DandaY mein tum . bolo tumhay kaysay chahooN ...

Anda tu hai Anda .. ANdaay ka aitebar kia ke'je ay .. Agaya jo kisi pay Pyar kia ke 'je ay ...

Anda de aay . Gola ganda be dain Gay. ay sanam tere leay






Aliyish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 08:13 AM   #3 (permalink)  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 29, 2008 - 7:59 pm
Posts: 88
Blog Entries: 21

none








Michelle Ali is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 08:52 AM   #4 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
padfoot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2, 2007 - 4:34 am
Location: Marauders map
Posts: 858

none









To be a good doctor always start studying late for exams because.....
It teaches u how to manage TIME & tackle with EMERGENCIES!
padfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 10:01 AM   #5 (permalink)  
Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
 
K337's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,674
Blog Entries: 455

Torn


good one







jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..

K337 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 12:15 PM   #6 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 22, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,150

none




You forgot one big one: ANDA!







Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
paki boy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 02:45 PM   #7 (permalink)  
P®iNÇé§§ Øf h€ªrt§
 
Nancy Drew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 14, 2003 - 6:24 am
Posts: 16,024

none









~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
Nancy Drew is online now   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 02:56 PM   #8 (permalink)  
#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
 
Hum_Hain_Lajawab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 30, 2006 - 1:52 pm
Posts: 19,768
Blog Entries: 163

none




I love your jokes man. They're short, simple, funny and family oriented. Keep it up :biggthumb








Hum_Hain_Lajawab is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 06:31 PM   #9 (permalink)  
Moderator Cafe', London Forum
 
sweet.i.f's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
Location: kaheen say bhi
Posts: 21,710
Blog Entries: 12

none


^ yeah i agree







Die.
sweet.i.f is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 11:34 PM   #10 (permalink)  
Member
 
Custard Apple's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 8, 2003 - 1:03 am
Location: Near the bus stop, a train station also ;)
Posts: 175

none


Thank u all,

just thought about how some songs will be like,

Anda to Anda Hai, Andai Ka aitebaar kiya ki jiai.

Andai nai andai ko pukara, Lo Main aaya.






Custard Apple is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 11:36 PM   #11 (permalink)  
Moderator Cafe' Forum
 
lifeless's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
Posts: 36,851
Blog Entries: 11

Alienated


OHMGGGGGGG
LOL
LOLLLLLLLLLLL







.
lifeless is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 10th, 2008, 11:40 PM   #12 (permalink)  
Moderator RKS, Toronto
 
Cheegum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2, 2002 - 3:00 pm
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 11,102
Blog Entries: 100

Procrastinating


Anda to haiy anda, anday ka aitebaar kia kee jiay
Nikal aaiy jo anday ki zardee, kia kee jiay







When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Cheegum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 11th, 2008, 05:36 PM   #13 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
aabla_pa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 - 6:59 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 1,412

none


super







Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
aabla_pa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 11th, 2008, 05:36 PM   #14 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
aabla_pa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 - 6:59 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 1,412

none


Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheegum View Post
Anda to haiy anda, anday ka aitebaar kia kee jiay
Nikal aaiy jo anday ki zardee, kia kee jiay

good yaar






aabla_pa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 11th, 2008, 06:34 PM   #15 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 19, 2006 - 10:35 am
Posts: 1,002

none


Quote:
Originally Posted by Hum_Hain_Lajawab View Post


I love your jokes man. They're short, simple, funny and family oriented. Keep it up :biggthumb
Yeah replace Anda with Glocusious Maximus in Hindi and it will get funnier and remain no longer family oriented.







If you believe that God talks to you or you feel his divine presence......In reality, it's just that some chemicals in your brains which are going out of Whack !!
Rocking vibes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 15th, 2008, 05:55 AM   #16 (permalink)  
Junior Member
 
sajidashahid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 9, 2008 - 3:57 pm
Location: Islamabad
Posts: 61

none


good






sajidashahid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 18th, 2008, 02:14 AM   #17 (permalink)  
Moderator Wedding Forum
 
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 7:07 pm
Posts: 6,076
Blog Entries: 360

none








Pareezay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 18th, 2008, 04:00 PM   #18 (permalink)  
Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
 
Ask99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 18, 2007 - 4:01 am
Location: Icecream glaciers
Posts: 6,513
Blog Entries: 314

Mellow









The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
Ask99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 19th, 2008, 07:05 PM   #19 (permalink)  
Moderator Religion & Scripture, Pakistan Affairs Forum
 
Iconoclast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 30, 2004 - 6:31 pm
Posts: 7,908
Blog Entries: 91

Daring


Is andey ker tukrey hazaar howey, koi yahaan gira koi wahaan gira







ToooN Lang Ja, saadi kher ae
Iconoclast is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Mar 19th, 2008, 07:11 PM   #20 (permalink)  
Moderator Cricketnama Forum
 
GoldenAsif's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
Posts: 6,946

Cool


Anda churaya aap nay

anda diya hai

anda deke dekho

anda aakhir anda hai

anday ka kiya kasoor






GoldenAsif is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:00 PM.

 
» quickie
gupshup
cafetravjok arcbaz
unplugged
all img 1 2 3
khl 1 2vidvoice
audshor 1 2
society
pamsiwa p&sr&sc&a bep&e
arts & cul
cl&lpoet 1 2
rkslife 2 3 4 5 (par)
ha&ccs&n c&itauto
features
blogsgames
gs google button
a/v chat all albums
services
supportfeed
gs newsmodrf

» regional
pakistan isb khi lhe mfg
pakistan pew lyp mux uet
united states nyc chi iah lax
india bom del bng
holland / the netherlands ams rtm zyh
saudi arabia ruh jed
england lhr
canada yyz
united arab emirates dxb
other cites of the world all other




gs radio




Powered by vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0