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Mar 12th, 2008, 12:44 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 8, 2003 - 1:03 am
Location: Near the bus stop, a train station also ;)
Posts: 175
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Judge: why do u Want Divorce?
Man: Main Apni Wife Se Khush Nai hun..
Judge to Wife:
Is it Correct?
Wife: Saara Mohalla Khush Hai Bas isi Ko Takleef hai...
Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Woh Gana Gaaye Ga, Deewana Sainkdon Main Pehchana Jaaye Ga.
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Mar 12th, 2008, 02:20 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
Join Date: Aug 28, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 16,891
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oh god..... hehe
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Mar 12th, 2008, 05:15 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2007 - 3:44 pm
Posts: 1,566
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 had hai
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create.
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Mar 12th, 2008, 05:21 AM
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mitti mein mil jay'en gey
Join Date: Dec 31, 2005 - 7:12 pm
Location: Tathay Kho Ich
Posts: 4,977
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phir to saray muhallay ki aurton ko talaQ ho jaye ge... 
HTD/S11: To fool your enemies, you must first fool your allies.
ARY: baighairton ka badshah
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Mar 12th, 2008, 03:56 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 29, 2008 - 7:59 pm
Posts: 88
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ouch! 
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Mar 12th, 2008, 07:16 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
Posts: 36,840
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Mar 12th, 2008, 07:26 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
Location: monkVille
Posts: 13,310
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hahahahaa
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Mar 12th, 2008, 09:56 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,602
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Mar 18th, 2008, 02:10 AM
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Moderator Wedding Forum
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 7:07 pm
Posts: 6,066
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Mar 18th, 2008, 03:45 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 9, 2008 - 3:57 pm
Location: Islamabad
Posts: 61
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Words n Hearts should b handled with full care 4 words when spoken n hearts when broken r da hardest things 2 repair
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Mar 19th, 2008, 07:03 PM
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Moderator Religion & Scripture, Pakistan Affairs Forum
Join Date: Sep 30, 2004 - 6:31 pm
Posts: 7,908
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LOL
Here is a real story shared by a lawyer, a village woman wanted a divorce, hired a lousy lawyer, who advised her to ask for divorce on grounds that he cannot satisfy her. In court
Judge: Why you want a divorce
Woman: "Ae meeri bharai naiN ker sajda"
(he cannot satisfy me
Judge: How many kids you have
Woman: 4
Judge: If you are still not satisfied,then no one can satisfy you
ToooN Lang Ja, saadi kher ae
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Mar 29th, 2008, 06:27 PM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 28, 2008 - 6:57 am
Location: GumNaam
Posts: 208
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OMG  :CareBear:
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