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Mar 13th, 2008, 07:54 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
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A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses. He turns around and asks the next customer in line..
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The customer replies, 'Yes!'
The bank robber raises his gun , points it to the customer's head and BANG!!! Shoots him in the head and kills him!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man calmly responds. 'No, but my wife did!
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Mar 13th, 2008, 08:17 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2007 - 3:44 pm
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create.
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Mar 13th, 2008, 08:18 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 8, 2003 - 1:03 am
Location: Near the bus stop, a train station also ;)
Posts: 175
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good one L  L
Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Woh Gana Gaaye Ga, Deewana Sainkdon Main Pehchana Jaaye Ga.
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Mar 13th, 2008, 09:07 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,642
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Mar 13th, 2008, 10:08 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 6, 2008 - 6:16 am
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hilorious
In Rain all occupy shelter but eagle is the only one that avoids rain by flying above the clouds; problem is common to all but attitude makes the difference.
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Mar 13th, 2008, 03:19 PM
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#2 Shezaani Modern-ator
Join Date: Jul 30, 2006 - 1:52 pm
Posts: 19,768
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LOLLLLL
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Mar 13th, 2008, 03:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 - 4:31 pm
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Lajawab.
I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Mar 15th, 2008, 06:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 - 6:59 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 1,412
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LoL 
Fitrat Meri Ishq'o'Muhabbat - Kismat Meri Tanhaai
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Mar 15th, 2008, 06:24 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 9, 2008 - 3:57 pm
Location: Islamabad
Posts: 61
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check mine dat is better 1
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Mar 16th, 2008, 07:42 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
Posts: 14,951
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^ baji naraz kyoon hoti ho, cooler aap hee le jaao....
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Mar 16th, 2008, 02:12 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
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