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Alright this isnt really my joke, its a scene from the show Little Mosque on the Prairie. Yasir is at a cafe arguing with some people about how muslims are buried facing mecca. Fred the anti muslim guy was listening in and jumps in saying
"So, what happens if someone croaks in mecca. What direction do you bury him facing then?"
Yasir thinks hard for a moment and then geos
"Downtown!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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