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Mar 16th, 2008, 10:03 AM
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A khilandra student secures lower grades in the exam, disappointed with his mark sheet he asks the professor,
Student : "Can you answer any question ? "
Professor: "Yeah sure, I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is and go. If however you fail to answer my question, I want you to give me an "A" for the exam."
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical; logical but not legal; and neither logical, nor legal?"
The professor thinks long and hard but cannot come up with an answer, and so changes his exam result into an "A", as agreed.
The next day the professor calls his best student into his office and asks him the same question.
He immediately replies: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."
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Mar 16th, 2008, 12:42 PM
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p.s. A 35 years old woman that has a 25 years old lover is not illegal (in US), as far as I know 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 16th, 2008, 01:07 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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^ having a lover IS illegal in the country of this joke..
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Mar 16th, 2008, 02:14 PM
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Channel Manager Hangout
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HAHAHAHA
oh man good one
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Mar 16th, 2008, 02:16 PM
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lolllllllll
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Mar 17th, 2008, 01:31 PM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Mar 17th, 2008, 01:41 PM
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create.
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