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Mar 18th, 2008, 10:36 PM
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Q: Shadi shuda aur ghair shadi shuda aadmee main kia faraq hay ?
A: Shadi shuda aadmee ko dow logoon ka nashta banana parta hay.
I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Mar 18th, 2008, 10:38 PM
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Not true in my case, so far 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 18th, 2008, 11:16 PM
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Mrs Shikra plz come here or check ur pm 
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Mar 19th, 2008, 12:11 PM
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Another one:
Shaadi say pehlay, aadmi aurat ka haath mohabbat main pakarta hai.
Shaadi kay baad bhee aisa hota hai, laikin self-defence main!
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Mar 19th, 2008, 07:08 PM
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Moderator Religion & Scripture, Pakistan Affairs Forum
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shadi shuda mard become a crow "kawwa/Kaan"
He always gets the call from his wife
"Aap Kaan haiN"
ToooN Lang Ja, saadi kher ae
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Mar 19th, 2008, 07:22 PM
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Keep them coming guys , it is fun.
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Mar 20th, 2008, 09:56 PM
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Mar 21st, 2008, 06:20 AM
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Santa ne apni biwi ko surprise dene k liye apni mouchen kutwa dein or chupke se so gaya, neend me jab biwi ne mouth pe hath phera to boli Banta tum aaj phir aa gaye?
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Mar 21st, 2008, 06:28 AM
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ustaad shaagird se: batao iss duniya mein Talaaq kee sub se bari wajah kya hai?
shaagird bari maasoomiyat se: Shaadi!
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Mar 21st, 2008, 06:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikra
Not true in my case, so far |
Do you always take her out for Lunch/Dinner 
Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Mar 21st, 2008, 06:08 PM
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~ Khavab ki Surat ~
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Mar 23rd, 2008, 09:31 AM
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take care of your life partner
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Mar 23rd, 2008, 09:57 AM
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Khabardar jo haath lagaya ,nahi to main chilaoon ga!!!
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Mar 27th, 2008, 02:37 PM
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:P
Maaaye Nii Mein Kinno Akhaan ...... Dard Vichoray Da Haal Nii ...
Miss You Mom Dad :(
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Mar 27th, 2008, 06:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirch
Q: Shadi shuda aur ghair shadi shuda aadmee main kia faraq hay ?
A: Shadi shuda aadmee ko dow logoon ka nashta banana parta hay.
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only nashta? what abt lunch and dinner?
Terrorist: Love of the Afterlife...Contempt for This One
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Mar 28th, 2008, 01:14 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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Mian apni naraz biwi say (after having slapper her)
"aadmi usi ko marta hai marta hai jisay pyar karta hai".
Biwi nay aagay say dau thapparr maray aur boli
"aap kia samjhtay hain k mai aap say pyar nahi karti?"
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Mar 29th, 2008, 04:36 PM
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lol
GUJJRAN NAAL PANGA....NEVER CHANGA!
un ki talaash mein hun
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Mar 29th, 2008, 04:47 PM
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na ...shadi shuda mard k baal safaid ho jatai hain... 
"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr." - Prophet Muhammed SAW
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Mar 29th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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I just noticed I got so many typos in my post above.
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Mar 30th, 2008, 09:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SAJAL
Mian apni naraz biwi say (after having slapper her)
"aadmi usi ko marta hai marta hai jisay pyar karta hai".
Biwi nay aagay say dau thapparr maray aur boli
"aap kia samjhtay hain k mai aap say pyar nahi karti?"
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