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Mar 19th, 2008, 11:00 AM
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With Special thanks to Mirch:::
Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Many years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Mar 19th, 2008, 01:18 PM
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Mar 19th, 2008, 01:46 PM
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Here it is better on eyes now.
Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Many years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
:biggthumb
I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Mar 19th, 2008, 01:51 PM
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Thanks. Dude.
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Mar 19th, 2008, 02:46 PM
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that is just so hilarious
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Mar 19th, 2008, 02:54 PM
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I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Mar 19th, 2008, 02:57 PM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Mar 19th, 2008, 03:40 PM
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Mar 19th, 2008, 03:52 PM
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hjahjahjahah 
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Mar 19th, 2008, 04:28 PM
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nice 1 
Long Live Pakistan- Yay 2 Democracy!!!
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Mar 19th, 2008, 04:42 PM
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Kuttey tainthon Uttey :)
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Yapp! and he was trying to stop the train because He knew for sure and was shouting ....................Train Has WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!.......:biggthumb
Manaa ke teri deed ke qabil naheen houn main
tu mera shouq dekh mera intezaar dekh..Iqbal
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Mar 19th, 2008, 06:04 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Mar 19th, 2008, 06:19 PM
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ROFTLOL
ToooN Lang Ja, saadi kher ae
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Mar 21st, 2008, 06:33 PM
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Mukhtasir Lafzoo'n Main Hay Ab Yeh Mizaaj e Dosti Raabta Sab Say Hay ' Laykin Wastaa Koi Naee'N
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Mar 21st, 2008, 07:59 PM
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^hey hey hey look who is back
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Mar 30th, 2008, 10:34 AM
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