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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 08:15 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Santa: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito can't mosquito!!!








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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 05:57 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Santa: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito can't mosquito!!!
what is mosquito






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