GoldenAsif

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

lifeless

last one esp

lakkis25

your hair style is good