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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Son: usi ko to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya hoon






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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 07:56 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 08:14 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 05:09 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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meira parosi to mojhay daikhta hi nahi







tu jahan jahan rahaga..mera saya sath hoga
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 09:37 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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meira parosi to mojhay daikhta hi nahi
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 09:56 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 11:27 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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wo nabeena ho gah







"The death from which you flee will truly overtake you: then you will be sent back to the Knower of things secret and open: and He will tell you (the truth of) the things that you did!" (Surat al-Jumu'ah: 8).
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 11:41 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 11:45 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 11:45 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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MM: nice joke







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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 12:01 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 12:25 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 01:32 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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kia hoa dabba bajee
baji

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dabbay ko mukka par gaya hona hai
dabbay ko marnay wala khud ka haath tor leta hai






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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 03:20 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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kider ka danish






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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 03:36 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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kider ka danish
paki cricket team wala danish






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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 03:55 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 04:33 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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