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Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:06 PM
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#31 (permalink)
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Insomniac channel manager
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Dulha bhai to saali right around his anniversary....
Dulha bhai ......."why didn't you warn me what a mess I was getting myself into"?
Saali ......."Well I had to get rid of her somehow".
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Aug 2nd, 2008, 03:08 PM
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#32 (permalink)
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Cheeni Bhari Mirchi
Join Date: Mar 5, 2004 - 6:00 am
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hahah ouch!
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee, Brutus.'
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Sep 6th, 2008, 03:23 PM
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#33 (permalink)
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wats in ur leaf-afa
a leaf 
Nothing to be done.
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Sep 15th, 2008, 07:07 AM
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#34 (permalink)
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whats the difference between a miss and mrs
very simple
as long as you continue missing she remains miss
afterwards mrs
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Sep 28th, 2008, 06:32 AM
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#35 (permalink)
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Q: What does one ant said to another when she fell down from hill over an elephant?
A: Masal daai masal daiiiiii bach k na jayeee
Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee
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Oct 8th, 2008, 05:31 AM
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#36 (permalink)
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yar what kind of jokes are they? mujhay tuo hansi nahi aa rahi :-(
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Oct 8th, 2008, 09:54 AM
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#37 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Khumar
where does dracula keep his money?
at the blood bank
*badabum bishhhhhhh*
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lol thats a good one
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Oct 12th, 2008, 02:50 PM
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#38 (permalink)
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Join Date: Sep 13, 2008 - 1:58 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SAJAL
Dulha bhai to saali right around his anniversary....
Dulha bhai ......."why didn't you warn me what a mess I was getting myself into"?
Saali ......."Well I had to get rid of her somehow".
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nice 
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Oct 15th, 2008, 06:25 AM
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#39 (permalink)
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Cheeni Bhari Mirchi
Join Date: Mar 5, 2004 - 6:00 am
Location: In my brain
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what do you call a mouse without cheese?
cheeeeeseless!
bwahahahaha!
ok dude i know...bad joke 
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Nov 17th, 2008, 03:13 AM
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#40 (permalink)
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[SIZE=2]Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.[/SIZE]
WARNING:Lie Detector Activated!!
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Nov 19th, 2008, 05:55 AM
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#41 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 10, 2008 - 3:58 am
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Why sharks dont eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Professional jokes are the best arent they :-s
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that!
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Nov 19th, 2008, 05:56 AM
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#42 (permalink)
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Khumar: LMAO @ *badabum bishhhhhh*
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Nov 28th, 2008, 03:28 AM
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#43 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 18, 2004 - 8:57 am
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Question: Sachi Bahaaduri Ki Sab Say Alaa Misaal Kiya Hai?
Answer: Aapko Shadeed Loose Motion Arahay Hoon Aur Aap Risk Lay Ker Paad Maar Den!!
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,Meri Maa
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