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Jun 4th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed watching TV?
And you know she can't see very well any more.
I sent her a remarkable parrot that changes channel on its own.
It took many years to teach him. He's one of a kind.
Mama just has to name the channel and the parrot pushes the button."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:
"Omar," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Zaid," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Baqar," she wrote to her third son,
"you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes.
The chicken was delicious!!!!"
Last edited by deedawar; Jun 4th, 2008 at 11:19 PM..
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Jun 5th, 2008, 12:38 AM
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Channel Manager Hangout
Join Date: Mar 5, 2004 - 6:00 am
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haha 
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Jun 5th, 2008, 01:01 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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hahaha
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 5th, 2008, 07:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
Location: Sab k saath magar sab say alag
Posts: 1,550
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hehehehehehehe
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Jun 5th, 2008, 07:24 AM
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#5 (permalink)
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Join Date: Apr 1, 2006 - 2:28 pm
Location: isb,Pak
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lolzzz hahahha
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
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Jun 5th, 2008, 08:20 AM
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#6 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
Location: Birminghamstan via POK
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 5th, 2008, 08:45 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 5, 2008 - 9:46 am
Location: pakistan
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lol 
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Jun 6th, 2008, 04:35 PM
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#8 (permalink)
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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