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Jun 7th, 2008, 12:25 AM
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Scene: A student in an interview
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Student: dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup
PS: i hope samajh ajaye 
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Jun 7th, 2008, 01:38 AM
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jun 7th, 2008, 02:16 AM
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lol
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jun 7th, 2008, 04:18 AM
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reminds me of the joke:
ghoRaa kaisaY dauRtaa hai?
dagaa dug dagaa dug dagaa dug
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Jun 7th, 2008, 12:23 PM
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hahaha
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Jun 7th, 2008, 12:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redidentity
Scene: A student in an interview
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Student: dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup
PS: i hope samajh ajaye
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Now THIS joke is funny  
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 7th, 2008, 10:02 PM
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Jun 7th, 2008, 10:32 PM
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This reminds me of a joke I heard as a kid>
A sardar jee driver explained a puncture in the tire to his gora master like this.
A keel is chubhing in the tire and tire boling phus phus.
I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Jun 7th, 2008, 11:51 PM
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good one
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 8th, 2008, 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirch
This reminds me of a joke I heard as a kid>
A sardar jee driver explained a puncture in the tire to his gora master like this.
A keel is chubhing in the tire and tire boling phus phus.
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hahaha this and the first joke are very phunny 
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Jun 8th, 2008, 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AQ
reminds me of the joke:
ghoRaa kaisaY dauRtaa hai?
dagaa dug dagaa dug dagaa dug
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tht reminds me of umer sharif
pathan ney aik kitaab likhe...
1s page per likha tha ....
ghora kaisey dorta hai ...
beech k pages khalee they..
last page per likha tha
tak takatak takatak ............
Signatureless
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cadet018 a.k.a §unny
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Jun 8th, 2008, 01:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cadet018
tht reminds me of umer sharif
pathan ney aik kitaab likhe...
1s page per likha tha ....
ghora kaisey dorta hai ...
beech k pages khalee they..
last page per likha tha
tak takatak takatak ............
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I know man... only peNdus can't understand his jokes... he's classic...  He created many original jokes that belong to him and others just copied 
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Jun 9th, 2008, 03:14 AM
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hayee laaaaa.. itnay comments
*andaz apna apna style*
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Jun 9th, 2008, 03:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AQ
I know man... only peNdus can't understand his jokes... he's classic... He created many original jokes that belong to him and others just copied |
thts true ....
Quote:
Originally Posted by redidentity
hayee laaaaa.. itnay comments
*andaz apna apna style* |
lol
itney tou tumharee shairi per bhi nahin miltey hoongay
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Jun 9th, 2008, 03:52 AM
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haan ye to hai.. i know i need to make a gr8 deal of improvment there..  magar shairi main improvement ikhtiaar main nahi hoti.. 
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Jun 9th, 2008, 04:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redidentity
hayee laaaaa.. itnay comments
*andaz apna apna style* |
Ahmer MiyaaN.. kabhi poetry par bhee itnaY hee comments miltaY thaY.. yaad karo 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cadet018
thts true ....
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maantaY ho naa phir bhai ko  ?
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Jun 9th, 2008, 04:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AQ
maantaY ho naa phir bhai ko ? |
kis key bhai ko ?
app key ya apney ?
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Jun 9th, 2008, 04:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cadet018
kis key bhai ko ?
app key ya apney ?
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yaar tum tau naqli karachi waalaY niklaY... apnaY bhai kee baat naheeN samjhaY 
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Jun 9th, 2008, 04:56 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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