WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

jiaNjay · Jun 7th, 2008, 12:26 PM

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH
from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One
common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly
in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

sazzie · Jun 7th, 2008, 01:20 PM

lolllllllllll gross! good one lol

ruswa · Jun 8th, 2008, 02:41 AM

lolz Very funny :P